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Mr Nathan Livings was born on the 30th June 1975, to (names withheld). The pregnancy was totally normal and his parents were both totally unaware of Nathan's freak genetic condition that now casts a shadow over the future of the entire human race.

As of today, Nathan is a simple (some would say likable) man carrying a deadly secret. Nathan's own genetic code, is mutated and backward. The defective 'demon seed' gene, as it has been named by scientists causes its host Mr. Nathan Livings no noticeable consequences aside from premature baldness, ingrowing toenails and an ability to frequently tell inanely boring stories.

Nathan's genetic condition coupled with his bizarre sexual attitudes and fetishes make him a ticking time-bomb. If Nathan is ever allowed to procreate it will spell disaster for humanity, as his evil 'demon seed' has the capability to wipe out millions of years worth of evolution and regress the human race back into the 'primordial soup'.

Our organisation was alerted to the threat posed by Mr. Livings some years ago. Since then we have worked tirelessly to obtain the evidence necessary to halt the 'demon seed'. Over the following pages we present a brief summary of the entirely fabricated evidence we have collected against Mr Livings, which we feel in no doubt proves his wicked sexual intentions and utter crazed evilness.




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Our first picture shows Mr. Livings during his self-gratification phase of his life. After an adolescence of Mormon based oppression, Nathan began smoking, drinking and masturbating for all he was worth. Here we see the sad results of his marathon spanking session of 1996, observe that his eyes have gone funny. At the time he genuinely feared that he would go blind.



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From time to time our dear Mr Livings ventured into more rural parts in a bid to see the world before he went blind and also to satisfy his twisted sexual urges. Here we see him lurking next to some shrubs, luckily he didn’t manage to catch any of the small furry animals that he saw. However the former Welsh secretary, The Rt. Hon. Ron. Davies was seen walking away with a broad smile across his face.


  


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