Ladies and Gentlemen, you are called upon as sober and upright members of the community to review and take action upon the information contained within these recently declassified government documents.

This information, fully endorsed as true by George W. Bush, details the most terrifying threat yet identified to Mankind. The files tell the story of the unfortunate Nathan Livings whose genetic makeup threatens millions of years of human evolution.

Please review the following evidence that reveals some disturbing truths about the life of Mr. Livings.